Retroactivity, Rejoice!

"Lunar Llamas"

Llarry the llama llooked at the kettle of fish and ate a mongoose. “Oh, how I wish I were a lunar llama!” he sighed, then llaped up the llemonade trickling down a spider’s web. He spotted a llemming lleisurely strolling around the llightshow and immediately sneezed. He sneezed so hard, that his lliver did a double flip and it llanded on the moon.
“Oh dear,” the llama cried. “I now have a lunar lliver! How will I ever face Llucy again?” (Llucy was a llovely lunar llama and Llarry lliked her.) He requested the help of Llou, the Llithuanian llama.
“Llarry,” Llou began, “your lliver is wearing llong johns, is it not?”
“Yes, Llou, it is,” answered Llarry.
“Fabulous! Now we can llock up this lloquacious lliver and turn you into a lunar llama!” exclaimed Llou.
“Oh! Llucy will be so proud of me!” llaughed Llarry.
So, Llarry and Llou llifted off in their lunar module and llooked for the llost lunar lliver. They found it llying next to a lluminous planet called Llump. It hadn’t moved in the lleast bit. What a llazy lunar lliver!
Well, Llarry and Llucy got married, and soon had eleven llittle lunar llamas, and Llou started his llute llessons. In fact, it would have been a happy ending, except that Llarry died because he thought he had llice and lleapt off a llighthouse. It was llater found that Llarry had taken llysergic acid. What a lloser.
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Profile of a Schizophrenic Wildebeest:

Member Name: my modem is a piece of white trash. my cd-rom enjoys S&M. my monitor's turned on by a power strip. I've got a slave drive.
Location: my soul is exhausted. I never sleep for more than 2 hours at a time. I take stomach meds because I'm insane. my cell phone has no friends.
Hobbies: (and she whispered: "you won't even know I'm gone...just a small price to pay for indifference....I can't hide when I close my eyes....the demons are waiting there, too.")
Computers: did I mention the slave drive thing? desegregation and defragmentation are NOT synonymous. Now for a musical interlude.....
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"Flu!"

One Noel Day
a reindeer
from the old country
rode into town
and sneezed

however

by this time
the disease was airborn
rest assured, that reindeer was cursed
throughout the land from that day forward
or at least until
everybody died.

Zee end.
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Whilst sipping chlorinated tea (pass the butter, pass the sugar, pass the salsa dish of wintergreen refreshment, por favor), why not indulge in The Darkness - Permission To Land?

12% of chickens don't cross the road.